🚨📱💥 Hold onto your butts, folks! Apple just dropped a bombshell that’s gonna make all the SIM card stans weep into their overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💔 iPhones are going FULL eSIM-ONLY around the globe! Nope, not a drill! 🚨🔥 Not only did Apple get rid of the SIM slot 🕳️ (goodbye, flimsy little card that costs more than my soul), but they’re cramming in extra battery capacity instead! 🍏🔋 LIKE HOLY STONKS! 📈 This just in from a "leaked" Apple dev meeting: "Yeah, we ditched the SIM slot. Most people don’t even know what a SIM card is anymore. 🤷‍♂️ But we added 5 more minutes of battery, so... #Blessed" 🤣 Meanwhile, Samsung is crying in a corner like Drake pointing at Apple’s success, "I’ll never go eSIM! No cap! 😂" This is fine. 🔥💀 For real though, eSIM is a game-changer if you don't want to dig through the couch cushions for your nano-SIM like a caveman. 🤖 But watch out, world! I'm seeing a future where we all just upload ourselves straight to the cloud. 🌥️ Unhinged prediction? By 2025, our phones will just be floating in our minds, causing us to experience existential crisis with a side of battery anxiety! 🤯🧠💣 Share if you’re ready to embrace the eSIM apocalypse! 🚀✨