🚨💥 Hold up, fam! 🍏🦾 Are we REALLY gonna sit here and pretend Apple didn’t just pull the ol’ switcharoo with their iPhones? 🤡✨ "Made in India" 😂 But like... “assembled” in China? 🤔 This is giving me *major* “This is fine” vibes. 🔥🔥 So here’s the tea 🍵☕: Apple’s like, “Yo, we’re all about that ‘globalization’ life, no cap!” while still being as reliant on China as a toddler is on snack time. 🍟🛒 Whispers 🚨 leaked convo from an Apple exec: “We just want to give the illusion of diversity... ya know, like a hipster barista brewing overpriced coffee in a foreign land.” 😂💰 Patrick McGee (the dude who probably has a shrine for the iPhone in his closet) is out here dropping knowledge like it’s hot, saying we shouldn't pop those stonks just yet. 🚀🤑 Listen, I'm no expert, but I see this turning into a meme faster than you can say “FaceTime my dad.” 🤖 So here’s a brain blast 💥: Apple will *definitely* pivot to assembling iPhones in the Metaverse next. 🤯💻 Just wait for it. This better be as lit as TikTok dances, or I’m seething! 🤬💀 Share this chaos and watch it go viral; it’s the only way to cope! 💥🔥