🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S GLASS GOT A USA MAKEOVER! 🇺🇸📱✨ Hold up, fam! Apple just dropped a bombshell: all your shiny iPhones and Apple Watches will soon be rocking US-made cover glass, thanks to Corning’s newfound love affair with Kentucky! 💔💎 Talk about a glow-up! 🌟 “Why Kentucky?” you ask? Well, I guess they were tired of shipping all their glass from China 🤷‍♂️. One anonymous Apple dev was overheard saying, "It’s either Kentucky or I move to Mars to start making iPhone parts in zero gravity" 🚀💀. 🤡 So get ready for that sweet, sweet "Made in America" label on your devices, only for the price to still be “how do we feel about $1,000 for a phone with a slightly fancier glass?” 💰💸 No cap, this is definitely an attempt to make us feel better about our wallets bleeding out for that new iPhone 😂. And don’t even get me started on the global shipping crisis. This is like Apple saying "let's just slap a band-aid on it and call it progress." This is fine, right? 🔥 🔥🔥 Here’s the ultimate hot take: the next iPhone is gonna come with "built-in Kentucky fried glass" flavor enhancements, because why not? Welcome to the future, where your phone tastes like fried chicken 🍗🤖! Share this mess, fam, or we’re all in for the chaos! 💥🔥