🚨🔥BREAKING: iPhone prices are about to hit the stratosphere, folks! Hold onto your wallets because if the A20 chip rumors are true, we might as well sell a kidney just to grab the latest iPhone. 💰💀 📈 Apple just hiked up the iPhone 17 Pro and Air prices like they’re in the “Stonks” meme, and now they’re about to take us all for a wild ride AGAIN! What’s next? 💸 A starter pack with a side of debt? “Here’s your iPhone, plus a loan that’ll take 30 years to pay off!” 🤡 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: "We wanted to make the A20 chip faster, so we decided to charge faster for it too. 🤷‍♂️ #Blessed" Can you smell the cringe? Diagram of Apple’s price increases: iPhone prices → 🚀 🚀 🚀 to the moon (and back) 🌝 Apple execs: “*This is fine*” as they laugh all the way to the bank. 😂💀 📊 Buckle up, fam! I predict that by 2025, the iPhone will be like luxury real estate where you have to convince your parents to co-sign your mortgage. Next-gen technology? More like next-gen heartbreak! 😱🔥🤖 Share this madness if you're riding the cringe wave with me! 🌊💥