🍏🚨 Yo, fam! Gather ‘round because Apple just dropped a bombshell that’s hotter than a dorm room PC in the middle of a LAN party!! 🔥😱 They’re beta testing a new framework that basically screams: "Hey, wanna leave our cult? Here’s a one-way ticket to Android City!" 🛫💀💔 Cuz, let’s face it, we all know switching from iPhone to Android is tougher than trying to convince your boomer mom that TikTok isn’t just for dancing teens! 💃🕺 👀💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just want our users to feel like they’re getting a refund for all those overpriced dongles. #Stonks 💸✨" Can we talk about how this is the ultimate glow-up for all the Android stans out there? Drake is pointing saying, 'Switchin’ to Android? Based.' 🙌🚀 But don’t get it twisted - this might just be Apple’s way of saying, “You can ditch us, but you can’t ditch our overpriced AirPods!” 🎧💸 And here’s the spicy tea ☕️: If you think this will lead to a mass exodus out of Tim Cook’s kingdom, think again! This will just give users enough time to seethe about how their new Android phone is already outdated. 🤡🤖 *Hot Take*: In 2024, we'll see Tim Cook introducing “iUser: the subscription plan for former iPhone users,” and it’ll come with a complimentary crying emoji app. 😭💻 Share this chaos, fam! The memes write themselves! ✌️💥