🚨📱BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT!📱🚨 iPhone users, grab your passports (and your sarcasm), because Apple just hit us with another “game-changing” update! 😤✨ 🍏💳 That's right! Now you can stuff your US Passport into Apple Wallet like it’s a digital sock full of cash! No more paper cuts from actual passports! Wow, so innovative! 🙄💀 👉 So, how do you do it? 🤔 Easy peasy: just follow these steps and pray to the Apple gods that your phone doesn’t crash at TSA! 😱 Picture this: you’re breezing through checkpoints, but your buddy with an Android? 😬 He’s still trying to fix his life with a Google search. #Cringe *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought ‘why not make people feel even more attached to their phones? Next up, we’ll let you scan your heart rate! 🎉🩺” 🔍 BUT WAIT! Not every state is on board with this wild ride, so you may be left holding your physical ID like it’s 1999. Stonks? More like no stonks! 📉💔 🔥🚀 Here’s my **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 5 years, your iPhone will do everything but wash your dishes. Just wait until Siri starts reminding you to breathe—#Based or #Cope? Share this chaos with your friends before they try to swipe into the future without a digital passport! 🤣✨🖤