🎉🚨 *iOS 26 just dropped, and guess what?* 🎉🚨 If you've ever wanted to become the ultimate snoop 🤫 (for work purposes, obviously), Apple JUST made it EVEN easier to record your phone calls, and they're flexing some serious new features! 📞💰✨ Say hello to transcripts, Live Translation, and summaries! 📝 It’s like having a personal assistant but without the cringe awkwardness of asking for a raise. Like, who needs a human when you have iPhone AI working overtime? 🤖💼💥 But hold up, not everyone gets the golden ticket. If you live in the European Union, Saudi Arabia, or South Africa, Apple’s basically saying “NOPE” to you. 😬🛑 *Apple devs in their meetings be like:* 🔍 *"Hey, let's make call recording a feature but ONLY for the 'chosen' ones."* 😏💸 "Because why give everyone freedom when you can maximize profits and exposure?!" So if you're one of the lucky ones, here’s your chance to become the next Scott Cawthon of phone calls! 🎤📲🔥 But for everyone else? Y’all can just go back to using your note app with some good ol’ “How to record a phone call” Google searches. ✍️📚 Honestly, this is like watching the cat from “This is Fine” meme while the house burns down! 💀🔥 🔥🌌 **Hot take:** In ten years, we’ll all just implant the call recording chip in our brains—because who doesn’t want to deal with their own cringe later? 🤯💾💀