🚨💀 ALERT! YOUR IPHONE IS A SNEAKY LITTLE STALKER! 🔍😱 So you're vibing with your shiny iPhone 🥴 and it’s like, “Hey fam, can I track everywhere you go?” Yes, that’s right! 🍕🏖️ Every trip to the taco truck? 🍔 Recorded. That *one* time you just HAD to see your ex? 👀 All tracked. This is the ultimate "I see you" moment from Apple 🍏😳 In iOS 26, Maps is basically a GPS 🗺️ **detective** now, all like "Let me get those visited places on fleek!” 🤩💰 And if you suddenly feel like you're living in a Black Mirror episode, don’t worry dude, we've got a way to go back to being a suburban ghost! 👻⚰️ Just follow these super simple steps (like, 2 clicks, no cap) to turn it off if you pretend this isn't happening. 🤫🖥️ *LFI (Literally, Fictional Insights)* from some “developer,”💬: "Yeah, we just wanna know if you're chillin' at Starbucks or treating yourself to that overpriced avocado toast 🥑. Totally not tracking your embarrassing life choices... no, not at all." So, here's the deal: either embrace your life as a walking data point or seethe in denial! 🤡🔥 This is fine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple will soon offer *subscriptions* for *premium stalking features* – galactic brain move, amirite? 🚀💥 Who’s ready to pay to be even creepier? 😂💸 #AppleDollars #SeetheAndCope