🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS! 📱💥 It's time to STOP what you're doing because the iPhone 17 lineup has just dropped, and honestly? We're about to roast it harder than a college student overcooking ramen noodles! 🍜💀 ✨So, let’s spill the tea on these shiny rectangles from Tim's Tech Kingdom!✨ First up, the **iPhone 17**: Stonks going UP 🚀 because it has a camera that can supposedly see through your lies and an "all-day battery life" (aka, your phone actually *turns on* for more than 3 hours 💀). Leaked quote from an Apple dev: "We just added a slight bump in pixels and charged you an extra $200. #Winning." 🤖💰 Next, the **iPhone Air**: Light as a feather, might fly away on a windy day! 🤡💨 Meanwhile, the **iPhone 16e** is just the iPhone 17 with a month-old Starbucks cup for a case. Call it "vintage." 😬☕ Drake pointing ➡️ when you realize you could've just bought a flip phone and saved your soul ✌️🤦‍♂️. 🔥🔥 So, what’s the prediction? In 2025, the iPhone 18 will only come with a "premium" subscription plan to access basic functions 😱. No cap, we might end up just yelling commands at our watches to call our *own parents!* 🤯📞 Remember, tech fam: When in doubt, just meme it out! 🔥✌️ #iPhoneDoomsday 🚨💥