📱💥💡 *Breaking News: iPhone Users Are Finding Serenity by Turning Off Their Phones!* ☝️🧘‍♂️ So, like, you’ve basically had a mini-USA sized chunk of your brain sucked out by your iPhone, right? No cap, your hand is basically an iPhone holder at this point 😂💀💔. Introducing: **"iOS 18: How To NOT Be A Devastated Screen Zombie!"** 🧟‍♂️✨ You know, the “wellness” features that make you feel like you're adulting because you tapped a button? (Shoutout to the unbothered iOS 26 users—who even are you? 🤖😩) So the genius over at Prove It tried to reclaim their life by *gasp* implementing TIME LIMITS. Wow, groundbreaking! 🚀🔥 “I’m pretty much a parenting app now,” said a *fictional* Apple developer named Karen who also still uses a flip phone. You know the vibes. 🙌💁‍♀️ Honestly, if you can *actually* make use of screen time limits while still scrolling through TikTok for three hours... congrats on achieving the next level of cognitive dissonance! 👀🤡 **Future Prediction:** By 2025, "digital detox" retreats will be the new hot vacation, where we all just stare at potato plants for 7 days straight. 🌱🥔 Because *that’s* growth, right? #Stonks 📈