🚨🦠 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Your POWER BUTTON is useless! 😱💔 Who knew that pushing that button for years was just a part of Apple's grand plan to KEEP YOU IN LINE? 🤡🔄 Today, I'm here to drop some 🔥 life hacks that'll make your iPhone restart without even touching that sacred button! 🚀💥 💡 *TOP 5 WAYS TO RESTART YOUR iPHONE WITHOUT THE POWER BUTTON* 💡 1️⃣ Siri, the invisible slave: “Hey Siri, restart my phone!” (Note: Siri is just vibin’ and may ignore you. 🤖) 2️⃣ Battery Drain Challenge: Just let it die, bro. No cap, old-school method but it hits different. 😴💤 3️⃣ IT'S A TRAP! Plug it into a charger and watch the magic happen! ⚡✨ 4️⃣ The Classic Freeze: Try freezing it. No, like literally, put it in the freezer. (Not responsible for broken screens. 😬❄️) 5️⃣ Call your mom. Seriously, she'll know what to do. 😂📞 🔮 *Leaked Dev Quotes* 💬: “We didn’t put the button there for you to use it. That’s just an Apple conspiracy, fam. 🤫🍏” But wait, is this the beginning of a power button-less future? Like, are we gonna need to summon a ghost to turn on our phones soon? 👻💀 🔥 In conclusion: The next upgrade will literally just be a sentient AI that powers on your phone with thoughts. Welcome to the future, fam! #Stonks 📈🚀