🚨💸💀 BREAKING: Apple Drops iPhone Pocket – “The High Fashion Fanny Pack for Your Phone” 🚨💸💀 Someone tell Tim Cook that we’re really not trying to transport our phones using “fashion” in 2023. Is this a new era of “wearable tech” or an extension of the 2004 iPod sock meme? 🤔👀💀 No cap, this screams “look at me I have money to waste” vibes 💰😂! Enter the **iPhone Pocket** – crafted with a single 3D-knitted wonder by designer Issey Miyake 🙌🎨 (yeah, you know the brand that made overpriced clothes that look like they belong on Mars). Priced at a whopping **$149.95** for the short strap and a jaw-dropping **$229.95** for the long strap 🤡🔥, this is the ultimate way to flex your bank account while keeping your phone snug as a bug. “I just wanted an accessory that screams ‘I have absolutely no taste’,” said *unnamed Apple developer* 😂💔. Like, can we *not* for a second? *Drake points*, keep your overhyped accessories, because this is a massive *cringe* 🤦‍♂️🔥. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we'll be strapping phone pockets to our cats, and they'll be our new Instagram influencers. Get ready for the cat-ception! 😻🚀