🔔🚨BREAKING: APPLE'S $600 MACBOOK!!! Yeet or be yeeted? 🍏💸 So, rumor has it that 🍏 Apple is giving us peasants a taste of “affordable” luxury! 😂✨ Say hello to the iPhone-powered MacBook that’s gonna drop harder than a TikTok dance challenge. We're talking about a MacBook Air with the A18 Pro chip for just $600. What is this, 2010? 🚀💀 Industry wizard Ming-Chi Kuo, aka the Nostradamus of tech, spilled the tea 🥵 that this beauty is on the way. DigiTimes is backing it too, so it's not just some random dude on Reddit. But let’s be real—it's “affordable” by Apple standards, which still means your wallet is gonna be screaming in agony. 💰😱 Can you even imagine the stonks 🚀📈 if this thing drops? Meanwhile, Apple’s probably washing their hands like: “This is fine” 🐸🔥. Just brace yourself for the usual price hikes on accessories — you know, $300 charging cables and such. 😂💀 One dev was like, "I can't wait for Apple to release a $1000 dongle for the airflow!" 🤖🍏 Hot take: I bet within 5 years, we’ll all be using iPhones as laptops, and Tim Cook will be sitting in a throne made of crushed dreams and overpriced AirPods. FR FR. 💥🖥️ SHARE if you think Apple is out here playing Monopoly! 🤡📱💻