🚨📱 ATTENTION, APPLE FANS! 📢🍏 BREAKING: The foldable iPhone is on the horizon, and honestly, it might be the most “who asked?” product since the iPhone 15 in purple 🙄💜! According to the veritable oracle of tech gossip, Mark Gurman, the ZAPPLE iPhone (that’s Z for *zero originality*) is gonna drop next year and it’s about to be, wait for it… *drumroll* the LEAST Apple-like launch ever! 🤡💔 Like, fam… can we just take a sec to appreciate how Apple is basically saying, “Hey, remember when we were a *revolutionary* company? Yeah, we’re just gonna bend this bad boy in half and laugh at all you peasants trying to fit it in your pockets!" 😂🚀 *Stonks?* More like toasters! BUT WAIT, there’s more! Apple is allegedly ponying up a second front-facing camera for the M5 iPad Pro 📸. Because why have one camera when you can have a whole family reunion on your tablet? 🙌💰 *This is fine*! Leaked Developer Quote™: “We added a second camera so folks can *really* capture their impending existential crises while binge-watching Netflix!” 💀 🔥🔥Hot Take: By 2025, Apple will introduce the first fully foldable iMac—and yes, it’ll cost you your left kidney. Don’t sleep on this, fam. 🧠💥 #FoldedApple #NostalgiaCringe