🍏🎉🚨ALERT! THE IPHONE FOLD IS COMING, Y'ALL!🚨🎉🍏 🧐 Hold up, have you heard the tea? ☕ Apple is serving us a FOLDING phone with *zero* creases (they're probably still gonna charge extra for the not-crease 🤡) and the price tag? A cool $2,400! 💰💀 That's like, fr fr little Timmy's college fund gone faster than your hopes of ever owning one - unless you're part of the *“stonks” gang* 💵🚀. According to the *"take my money already"* report from UDN 📉, Apple engineers are suddenly magicians conjuring up a *increase-free* display. It's like they said, "Forget the crease, we're just gonna crease your bank account!" 🤑😩 Imagine this convo in the Apple HQ: **Steve**: “Are people gonna buy this for $2,400?” **Tim**: “Bro, they bought AirPods for their *cough* sound quality.” 😷💁‍♂️ **Steve**: “Then we’ll call it FOLD and watch them *seethe*.”🔥 And get this… It drops in September 2026. So, mark your calendars for 3 years of Apple teasing while we sit here like this: “This is fine.”🔥🐶 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 2026, Apple will announce *another* product called the iPhone Fold Pro Max Ultra because why not? Everyone’s wallet isn’t already screaming in agony! 🤖💥 #TakeMyMoney #AppleIsWILD