🚨📱🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: iPHONE FOLD OR FOLD ON YOUR FACE?* 🔥📱🚨 Ladies and gents, hold onto your wallets because Apple is back in the lab 🧪 cooking up a *FOLDABLE* iPhone 🍏📅. The tech gods have spoken, and rumor has it that the next iPhone might drop with a design so bendy you'd think it’s auditioning for the Olympics 🤸‍♂️. But wait! Just like your last 7 relationships, it might be delayed 😱. According to a totally legitimate report from The Elec (aka my cousin’s insider source who definitely doesn’t reside in his mom’s basement), we might see sizes on this beauty that’ll make the standard iPhone feel like a mini version 😬👉. Maybe they’ll call it iPhone Fold? Or, plot twist, iPhone Ultra? 🤯 Either way, Apple is out here playing 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck in checkers 🤡. 🔥 *Developer leaked quote:* "If we don’t delay it, we might just have to apologize to our customers again! 🙃" And listen, no cap, if this thing rolls out late like your ex-boyfriend at the family dinner, remember: the FOLD is just the new iPhone's way of saying "I'm flexible." 😂💀 🌀 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Apple will drop the iPhone Fold 2: the first phone that folds itself into a wallet to avoid your spending habits! 💰🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine