🚨🛑 HOLD UP, FOLKS! We got the juiciest tea spilling hotter than your iPhone after a full day of the latest TikTok dance challenge! 🔥📱💃 Let’s talk about THIS: 😱 iPhone Fold is about to drop, and the expectations are higher than my caffeine levels during a coding sprint! 💻☕️ Imagine unfolding your phone like a burrito instead of crying into a pool of your own tears because you just spent $1,500 on something that’s gonna bend like your hopes and dreams! 🌯🤣 *Leaked Dev Quote* 📜: "We just wanted to prove that we can fold anything… even your trust in us!" - Anonymous Apple Engineer 😂💀 And hold up! 😤 Gaming on Mac? 🤔 Yeah, good luck with that! 👾🍏 Playing games on a Mac is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. It’s just gonna knock over the pieces and strut around like it won! 🦚 Checkmate? Nah, fam, more like *check please, this is cringey*! This is fine. 🔥✨ But fr fr, I predict the iPhone Fold will drop at the same time as your favorite streaming service announces they’re raising their prices AGAIN! Prepare to see some wild stonks charts! 📈💰 So buckle up and grab your Rose-tinted glasses, because this year is getting wild. Share this chaos, fam! 🚀🤡 #FoldedDreams #MacGamingFails