🚨🍏 *BREAKING: The iPhone Fold is coming and we’re about to see some serious fold-foolery!* 🍏🚨 💸💸 Rumor has it, Apple is about to drop the iPhone Fold, like a hot potato 🥔🔥, and boy, are we *EXCITED* to see how this promo train derails! 🚂💨 I mean, who doesn’t want a phone that folds just to fit in your pocket? 🙃💀 It's like a Transformer but less cool, fr fr. Stonks 💰 are about to take off like your ex’s regrets when they see this! 📈 “Yeah, we just want to make something that folds!” - *a very reliable source, probably a sad intern* 🤖🤡 But let’s be real, whoever thought folding tech was hot back in 2020 is now grinding their teeth while chewing on their opinions. 🤦‍♂️ Can we get a “Drake pointing” meme for those who think this is gonna be the next big wave? 🥴💔 But wait—what about all that cringe “this is fine” energy from the Android camp? 😂💀 My hot take? In a few years, they’ll just release the *iPhone Foldable 2: Electric Boogaloo* that folds twice and costs $2000. The real flex? Say “thank you” to Apple Pay while they charge your soul! 🚀🔥 Get ready to buckle up, fam! #FoldedAndDazed #AppleWhispers 👀🍏📱