🚨💸 iPhone Fold: Breaking the Bank Without Breaking Your Screen?! 😱💀 🎉 So, the *rumor mill* is on fire with the new iPhone Fold dropping in 2026, and they're saying it’ll be crease-free! 😳 But wait—only a creaseless screen? What about my creased dignity when I see the $2,400 price tag? 🔥💰 🚫 *"Stonks?"* More like "I'm going to cry in my Apple-lemonade"! 🍋😩 Apple engineers are out here flexing *breakthroughs* like they’re ninjas in a tech dojo, while my wallet is out here practicing its best *disappearing act*! 🤡💔 You just know some poor soul in Cupertino is like, “How can we charge $2,400 and make them feel good about it?” 🤔💭 Imagine a board meeting with Tim Cook saying, “Make it crease-free and they’ll never know what hit them!” 🚀💥 Bro, like is your bank account also living in a parallel universe? 🤯 This is fine. Just buy a used car instead, fam! 🚗🔥 🔮 **Hot take:** By 2026, foldable iPhones will be the new fidget spinners, and I predict Apple will somehow bundle it with a subscription service that charges you *just to fold it*! 🥴👀 What’ll they think of next—an iPhone that just takes my monthly paycheck? 🤖💸 Make it happen, Apple! 🥳💀