🚨 ATTENTION APPLE FANS! 🚨 The tech gods have smiled upon us, and the prophecy of the iPhone Fold has emerged from the depths of Cupertino! 👀📱 But wait, can we talk about 2026?! The galaxy brain engineers at Apple have decided that NOW is the time to bless us with a device that folds like a piece of pizza 🍕 (weird flex but okay). Just imagine the stonks 📈 when they drop that bad boy! Also, shoutout to the rumored iPhone Air 2 💨 because who doesn’t want a phone that's as light as my motivation to hit the gym? 🏋️‍♂️ But real talk, will it be thinner than my patience during a FaceTime call with Aunt Karen? 🤔 One "developer" (probably just Craig Federighi on his lunch break) was quoted saying, "If I had a dollar for every foldable we announced, I’d have… way too many dollars." 💰 So, basically, we're all getting rich off Apple’s breakdancing tech, while they just sit back like, "This is fine." 🔥 Let’s be real: These launches will either be the next big thing or a cringe fest worthy of Drake’s disappointed stare. 😩 🔥 HOT TAKE: The iPhone Fold will actually fold into a tiny MacBook, and that’s how they’ll save the economy in 2026! 🤖💀 Who's with me? 😎