🌈✨**BREAKING: iPhone FOLD? More like iPhone “FOLD UP YOUR EXPECTATIONS” 😂💔**✨🌈 Listen up, tech fam! 🍏💁‍♂️ Reports say Apple is cooking up an iPhone Fold that might just make the iPhone Air look like a *thick* book! 📖👀 But who asked for a softer phone? Feel like I need a warning label: "Caution! May fold under pressure!" 😤💥 Rumor has it, Apple’s secret dev team was overheard saying, “If it’s not thinner than your average TikTok influencer, we don’t want it!” 🤡💅 *stonks* are rising, but is this thinness just a marketing ploy? Like, is it really an iPhone or an origami tutorial? 😂🤷‍♀️ *Cue Drake meme* - “What we really wanted was battery life, but here we are.” 📱🔋 Meanwhile, all the Android users are sipping their tea like, “Y’all got played.” 🍵💀 *Hot take of the day:* Next year's iPhone Fold will be SO thin that Steve Jobs himself will roll over in his grave and come back just to yell “GET A GRIP!” 🚀🔥💰 Stay tuned, because at this rate, we might as well just call it the iPhone Flop. 💁‍♀️💔✨ #TechTok #FoldOrFlop