📸🌌🚀 *BREAKING: iPhones are about to get more “out of this world” than your Aunt Karen's TikToks!* 🌌📸🚀 🍏✨ Y’all, Apple is like that one friend who ALWAYS promises to take you to space but only takes you to the corner store. Well, strap in because they’re launching iPhones that can send pics via SATELLITE! Yes, you heard that right. No Wi-Fi? No problem! You like that photo of your avocado toast? Boom! 🌐📷📲 *Sent straight from the cosmos* with all the intergalactic vibes. 💫 👀 *Leaked dev convo:* "Bro, we’re putting iPhones in the final frontier! 🤯" "Great! Now my cat pics will be E.T. approved! 🛸" "Good luck catching my vibe if you can’t catch a signal! 😂" But fr fr, who asked for this? Apple thinks sending pics via satellite will make them the new NASA, but let's be real - we just want to swipe left on the boring parts of space. 🤣💀 *Drake’s reaction:* "I love you, Apple, but 🤨 this is kinda cringe. Stonks are about to go *to infinity and beyond*!" 🚀 💰💥 🌌🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be using iPhones to order pizza from Jupiter. 🍕👽 This is just the beginning of a tech platform war that will end in memes and space tacos! *Get ready, Earthlings!* 🌮📡🛸