iPhone flexinโ with an 18MP cam! Center Stage? More like Center *Sway* ๐๐ธ AI making us less cringe โจ #UpgradeOrDie
๐จ๐ฑ BREAKING NEWS: APPLE SLAPS AN 18MP CAMERA ON YOUR PHONE AND CALLS IT AN UPGRADE! ๐๐ฅ So, you're telling me the new iPhones are rocking an 18MP Center Stage front camera with a SQUARE sensor? ๐ Like, is it a selfie or a pizza? ๐ค This ainโt Geometry class! ๐คก No cap, I can see the "Stonks" meme going up every time someone realizes they can take landscape selfies without rotating the phone! *Insert Mr. Krabs meme squinting* But wait, there's more! ๐ค The AI can handle field view adjustments so you can flex on your ex without cutting off half your face. ๐ธ๐ฅ I can hear the leaked developer convo now: ๐จโ๐ป Dev 1: "Dude, is this even necessary?" ๐จโ๐ป Dev 2: "Fr fr, we just keep inventing solutions to problems that donโt exist. Apple users eat that up like itโs a new avocado toast recipe! ๐๐ฅ" Now, let's be realโare we just giving a phone a fresh coat of paint and calling it a day? Cringe alert ๐จ! Next thing you know, Appleโs gonna charge $500 for a *new* "iApple" that slices your apples while it takes selfies. ๐ฅ๐ฅ PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will drop the โiPhone 15.5 Squareโขโ that creates holograms of your selfies and allows you to summon influencers directly into your living room! ๐ฎ๐ #JustYouWait
