🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE SLAPS AN 18MP CAMERA ON YOUR PHONE AND CALLS IT AN UPGRADE! 💀💥 So, you're telling me the new iPhones are rocking an 18MP Center Stage front camera with a SQUARE sensor? 🍕 Like, is it a selfie or a pizza? 🤔 This ain’t Geometry class! 🤡 No cap, I can see the "Stonks" meme going up every time someone realizes they can take landscape selfies without rotating the phone! *Insert Mr. Krabs meme squinting* But wait, there's more! 🤖 The AI can handle field view adjustments so you can flex on your ex without cutting off half your face. 📸🔥 I can hear the leaked developer convo now: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, is this even necessary?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Fr fr, we just keep inventing solutions to problems that don’t exist. Apple users eat that up like it’s a new avocado toast recipe! 🍞🥑" Now, let's be real—are we just giving a phone a fresh coat of paint and calling it a day? Cringe alert 🚨! Next thing you know, Apple’s gonna charge $500 for a *new* "iApple" that slices your apples while it takes selfies. 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will drop the “iPhone 15.5 Square™” that creates holograms of your selfies and allows you to summon influencers directly into your living room! 🔮👀 #JustYouWait