🚨🚨👀 *BREAKING* NEWS ALERT* 🚨🚨 So apparently Apple & Co. are dropping the ball… or should I say, *calls*?! 📱💥💀 That's right, the iPhone 17 and the Air are sounding more like "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" than "hey Siri, what's up?" 🤡🤷‍♂️ No cap, if your phone is ghosting you harder than your ex, you're def not alone! 💔👻 Rumor has it Apple is dropping an iOS 26 update (because we need even more numbers to keep track of 😵‍💫) that *should* turn your iPhone into a QUALIFIED BRICK instead of just a fancy $1,000 paperweight. 💸💪 #Stonks or nah? 👤 Developer Quote Unleashed: “Honestly, we just assumed people wanted a new phone every year for the phone to work properly. Who needs call quality when you can have an extra camera?!” 😏🤖 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just vibing like, “This is fine” 🔥🔥🚀 as Apple tries to “fix” something that shouldn't have been broken to begin with. 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE**: I predict Apple will rebrand this as the “iPhone 17: May or May Not Be a Phone, but LOOK, It's Pretty!” by next March. You heard it here first, fam! 🤯💥💣 Share this and let the seething commence! 💬💀