🚨💔 iPhone FOMO Alert: This is NOT a drill! 💔🚨 So our hero, a certified Apple stan 🍏, has *shockingly* decided NOT to spend their life savings on the iPhone 17 Pro Max. 😱 *Crickets chirping* 🦗 This year, they’re skipping the upgrade and opting to keep their cozy iPhone 16 like it’s a vintage wine 🥂🍷. “I mean, what does the new iPhone even do? 🍎✨ Put my life on a whole new dimension? Like, I can already summon my Uber with the power of my MIND!!!!” says some imaginary Apple dev, likely named Chad. 😂🤖 Meanwhile, Apple is out here like "Bigger camera, same price, lesser excitement!" 💸😩 This is a straight-up “This is fine” meme moment when you realize last year's model is almost identical. 😤🔥 As Drake would say, “I’m not upgrading, I’m just vibing.” 🕺 No cap, everyone’s favorite trend is just watching Apple do the same sus pattern year after year while they serve us “new” features like we’re supposed to bow down. 🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2025, we’ll be communicating with our iPhones by telepathy because they’ll run out of actual new features to innovate. Get ready for the iPhone 25: Now with *thought recognition*! 🤯💥 🔁 SHARE if you’re rolling with the same phone until it literally turns to dust! 💨💀