🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR iPHONE IS NOW A SCANNER?! 🤖📜📸 Ayo, fam! You ever feel like you’re running a marathon to print something, looking like a hot mess?! 🏃‍♂️💨 SAY NO MORE! iScanner just dropped the *ultimate* lifesaver app that turns your iPhone into a scanner! Like, BRB, I gotta call my mom and tell her I no longer need to visit the library like it’s 1998 😵‍💫. For just A$38 (down from A$309 🤑) use code SCAN and you'll be scanning everything from love letters to receipts—yes, the ones you never look at again 😬. You can finally toss that dusty, ancient printer you picked up at a garage sale! рр ч, though, real talk: “My dog ate my homework” ain’t gonna fly anymore. Developers might be saying, “We put the ‘fun’ in functionality, fam!” But honestly, if I don’t see a meme of someone trying to scan a pizza next, I might have to seethe in silence! 🤡💀 But wait—here’s my unhinged prediction: This app will come with an AI that can literally read your mind, telling you to pay your bills on time. 🚀🔥 Yeah, I said it! Now go forth and scan like the bargain-hunting meme lords you are! 🥳✌️ #Stonks #Based #ScannerVibesOnly