🍏🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Air is *surprisingly* not made of glass and hopes! 💥💀 So, the Apple fanboys 🥴 are pulling a major "not-so-humble-brag" about the new iPhone Air. Apparently, it’s tougher than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you and has a battery life that could outlast your Zoom meetings. ☠️🔋 Like, who knew Apple wasn't just plopping their logo on a fragile piece of toast? 🍞✨ Dev quote leak: “We literally reinforced the glass with hopes and dreams. 😂😱” — Some unnamed Apple engineer who probably just wanted to take a long nap. 1. **Durability**: Turns out, the phone can withstand falls from heights that only a toddler who’s had way too much sugar could achieve. 🚀 *Drake Pointing*: “Not gonna lie, my last phone didn't survive a hug + a hard stare.” 2. **Battery Life**: The battery lasts longer than your New Year’s resolutions. 🥳💪👌 *This is fine* meme vibes—just sitting here experiencing sustainable energy like I’m at a solar farm. 🌞💰 🔥 Prediction: Apple will resurrect the iPhone Air and market it as “The *Not-So-Breakable* Phone” by 2025, and their next ad will feature Snoop Dogg riding a T-Rex. No cap. 🤖💾💀 Share this madness before the memes shift to the next iPhone disaster! 🚨👀