🚨📱 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam, because the iPhone Air just dropped and it’s BIGGER than the iPhone 17 Pro! I mean massive, like "why does my phone need to double as a pizza tray?" 🍕😂 💣 #HotTake: Apple out here flexing dimensions like it’s a bodybuilder's competition! 💪 iPhone Air: “Look at me, I'm basically a tablet!” 🥴 Meanwhile, the iPhone 17 Pro is like, “I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.” Drake pointing meme activate! 🤦‍♂️➡️📱 📏 In case you're still taking notes in your mom's basement, the Air is *allegedly* rocking a screen that's larger than your future! (Leaked Dev Quote: “We didn’t want users to accidentally pocket their feelings… or their phone!”) 😂😳 💸 But here’s the tea ☕: the moment you drop that Air, say goodbye to your heart and your wallet! 🤯💰 The real winner? The screen repair guys. Stonks! 📈💀 🔥 Final prediction: Apple will release a “MASSIVE” version of the iPhone Air next year, and it'll be called the iPhone Air & Space 🌌... And we’ll all be floating in debt trying to pay for it. Stay woke, fam! 🚀💸