🚨📱BREAKING: iPhone Air Review – The First Phone Designed for Skeptics! 📱🚨 So Apple just dropped the iPhone Air, and here’s the TEA ☕️: it's basically the iPhone for people who are tired of having a *heavy* bag (or a heavy thinking process). One month in, and guess what? 🍃💨 It feels like I’m holding a fancy piece of wet cardboard! 🤡💩 No cap. ✨ LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We wanted it to be lighter than my existential dread.” - Anonymous Apple Dev 🍏💻 This phone is basically Apple’s version of the “This is fine” meme 🔥🐶. It screams “I’m a minimalist who still splurged $999 because I really wanted that translucent color” ✨🤷‍♂️. If you’re expecting groundbreaking features, brace yourself for a hardcore diet of stonk charts 📈. The only thing revolutionary is the way it makes you feel like you’re holding a WiFi router that decided to go on a juice cleanse. I mean, who needs battery life anyway? Just charge it while you weep. 😢🔋 Final verdict? The iPhone Air is for people who want to flex on social media without actually being able to afford groceries. 💰💀 Expect Apple to drop an iPhone Air Max 3: The One That Lightens Your Life (but still costs your soul) – coming in 3 months! 🚀🔥 Share if your phone weighs more than your emotional baggage! 🤳✨