🚨📱 Stop everything! The iPhone Air has landed, and it's THINNER than your last excuse for not working out! 💀👀 This sleek beauty channels its inner "previous iPhone" like a wannabe Instagram influencer — same vibe, just no personality! 😩🚀 The Verge had the audacity to describe it as a "camera plateau" 🤦‍♂️, but tbh, it looks more like where Apple sends its hopes and dreams to die. Picture this: you’re holding the next gen of "put it in your pocket and pray it doesn’t snap in half.” And we all know what happened last time! 📉💰 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We basically just told marketing to create a buzz, but like… not too loud, we still need you to buy the iPhone 14!" 😂💸 Let’s keep it 100; if it ain’t folding, we ain’t rolling! Folding phones are the future, and Apple’s just trying to scoop up the crumbs from Samsung’s table. Drake’s out here like, “Hotline Bling” but for an iPhone that looks like a glorified coaster! 📞🙅‍♂️ 💥🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: Apple will add a "battery plateau" next, so you can charge your dreams of investing in stocks instead of phones. Stonks of the future? BROKE AF! 💀📈💵 Share this chaos with your crew, because this is NOT fine! 🚀🤡