🚨🔥BREAKING: Apple Just Defied Physics with the iPhone Air!🔥🚨 So, the iPhone Air is apparently so thin (5.6mm, like my motivation to go to the gym 🏋️‍♂️) that you’d think it belongs in a diet ad, but nay! This bad boy is like that skinny friend who can bench more than you 💪💀. Yup, you heard right – it’s got a titanium frame that's stronger than your last relationship. 🥴💔 Legendary YouTuber JerryRigEverything took it upon himself to flex those thumbs and test this gadget’s strength—spoiler alert: it bends but doesn’t break! This iPhone just looked Jerry in the eye like: "Is that all you got, bro?" 🤡👀 Jerry played Hercules, but instead of grabbing a lion, he brought out a CRANE SCALE to see just how much pressure it takes to make this iPhone weep. Drum roll, please.... 🥁 It took 216 pounds! He could've crushed apples with that kind of power 🍏💪. Meanwhile, Apple engineers in their secret lair are probably chilling like: "[in an Apple voice] This is just fine." 😏🍏 But let's be real: all that tech wizardry and you still can't fix iOS updates? My phone cringes every time I try to log in. 😩💔 📢 Hot Take: The iPhone Air is so strong, it's basically an armored tank disguised as a phone. I predict everyone will start using it as a weapon in future meme wars. Mark my words, the next TikTok challenge will be the "iPhone Air Throwdown!" 💥🤖 #StonksOrBUST