🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone Air is THINNER than your hopes and dreams! 😂💔💨 Like Apple took a razor and said, "Why not?" This bad boy is so light it might just float away on a breeze 🌬️. But wait, there’s more! What does this mean for your precious battery life? Spoiler alert: 🤯⚡️ LOW KEY 😱 SHORTER. Imagine charging your iPhone like it's your emotionally unavailable ex: constantly plugged in, but still draining faster than your co-worker's enthusiasm on a Monday morning. 🔋💀 #ThisIsFine “Developers are saying: ‘We’re focusing on making it skinny, and we just forgot about anything regarding battery,’” tweeted one imaginary Apple developer who definitely doesn’t have a receding hairline... or does he? 🤫💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here like 🔥 Drizzy lmao, acting like this is the next big flex while we all know we’ll be charging it back-to-back at least 3 times a day! 😤💦 ***🔥 HOT TAKE: Next iPhone will just be a stick with a charging port— it’s a lifestyle choice!*** 🚀💡 #Stonks #iPhoneAir #Seethe #Cope #BatteryLifeWhere?