🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS 🍏🚨: Apple just dropped the iPhone Air, aka the “iPhone that might float away if you breathe too hard” 😱💨. At a shocking 5.6mm thick, it's so thin that soon we'll need a magnifying glass to find it 🔍🔬! We're talkin’ thinner than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you—NO CAP! Lifespan of battery? Who Cares! We’re embracing ultra-thin vibes 🌈✨. So, like, how does Apple achieve this miracle? Turns out they used some recycled titanium that even Captain Planet would approve of 🌍💪. And let’s not forget that NEW ceramic shield, now 3x more resistant to scratches than your hopes and dreams. If you drop this beauty, it might just say "This is fine" while you shed tears of regret 💧😢💔! And you thought the Galaxy Z Fold was the future? Nah, fam! The iPhone Air is doing the "dance of the future" right now. This bad boy also boasts a 6.5-inch display that supports ProMotion at 120Hz, making your TikToks smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy 🥜🔥! In the words of our “leaked” Apple developer chat: “We purposely made it this thin so you could fit it in your existential crisis.” 💁‍♂️💬 🔥 In other news, rumor has it the next iPhone will just be a hologram. Imagine your phone is *literally* thinner than air! Get ready for the iPhone Air 2, now with *less* presence than your last coffee date. 🚀💀 Share if you're ready to fling this “phone” at a wall, only for it to float gently to the ground! 🥴🌌