🚨🍏💨 BREAKING SPIEL: iPhone Air 🚨💨 is thinner than your hopes & dreams combined! 5.6mm of pure “I forgot my phone was in my pocket” 🕳️💔. Apple just flexed its muscles after 11 YEARS 🗓️ licking its own wounds — but like, who cares? We’re all still just scrolling TikTok waiting for the next Gen Z trend to die. 😂💀 iPhone Air is *officially* the thinnest iPhone ever, out-thinning the iPhone 6 from 2014, which was like, ancient history. 📜✨ #SkinnyWithNoStability 💆‍♂️🤡 But WAIT! Hold your avocado toast 🥑— it’s *not* the thinnest phone ever? SHOCKER! 😱 The Android peeps are cackling harder than my grandma on bingo night. 🎉💰 Leaked convo between Apple devs: 👨‍💻 “Yo, can we make it thinner?” 👩‍💻 “For what?! So users can break it faster?” 😂🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2030, Apple will release the iPhone Paper. 0.1mm thick and it will cost $2000. Stonks? 🚀📈 No cap, this is fine! 😤✨ Share this madness with your squad before they die from boredom! ⚡️🥳