🔥📱💨**BREAKING: The iPhone Air is basically a feather 🪶 with a midlife crisis!**💨📱🔥 So here we are, folks! The iPhone Air is here to tell the world, “I’m light, I’m breezy, and I won’t last more than a summer BBQ!” 🌭💔 No ultrawide camera?! 😱 What are we doing here, Apple?! “Hey, we decided to make this device less functional but easier to carry while running from your problems!” 🤡💀 Listen to this leaked developer quote: “We thought about adding an ultrawide camera, but…like, we’re saving that for the iPhone 50, ya feel?” 😤💸 Oh, THAT’S good marketing! Next up: “Introducing the iPhone Air: for those who want to look cool while their battery dies faster than your motivation on Monday mornings!” 🤣 Also, big shocker here, the battery life is more inconsistent than your ex's texting habits. 🥴📉 Can we get a “cope” for the battery percentage? 💀 So, what does the iPhone Air say about you? “Yes, I care about weight savings over all practical applications. Can I live in a TikTok dance instead?” 💃💔 **My HOT TAKE: The iPhone Air will only be a HIT if it comes with a portable charger that doubles as a life coach. 🧙‍♂️💪 #FOMO** Share if you’re ready to drop your bank account for a phone that weighs less than your hopes! 🚀💰