🤑🍏 BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone Air has landed and it’s THINNER than your will to live after a meeting with your boss! 😱💀 Check out this 🔥 review by Mashable’s very own Stan "Get Off My Lawn" Schroeder! This phone is so sleek, it's basically the tech equivalent of a Kendall Jenner runway moment! 💁‍♂️✨ Stan was all like, “Is it just me or can this phone literally float off the table?” 🤔🚀 Meanwhile, Apple is flexing so hard, they might just break the galaxy! 🌌💪 Y’all remember when we paid stonks to make our phones thinner? Now we’re basically holding a piece of paper with more power than your college degree! 📜💵 But lemme tell ya, the only thing this phone is missing is a moral compass because it’s definitely gonna make you broke faster than your last relationship did! 🤖💔 If you're cringing at Apple’s offers, remember that the iPhone Air is literally nothing without its overpriced accessories. 🤑🎒 In summary: 🥵 This phone is SO sexy it could start its own OnlyFans! 💅🔥 Here’s my hot take: The iPhone Air will be the first phone to join the Avengers. No cap. Prepare for battle, tech consumers! 🔥👀💥💰 #iPhoneAir #SexiestDevice #TechInChaos