🚨🔊 Yo fam, gather round! The Apple circus just dropped a new act!!! 🎪🤡 Introducing the iPhone Air, aka the “iPhone 6 Plus but make it skinny” edition! 🍏✨🌬️💨 Picture this: you’re rockin’ your vintage iPhone 6 Plus like it's the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕 (we all know you still use it, stop lying). Now, slap a diet on that chonky boy and BOOM 💥, you got yourself the sleekest shadow of 2015! It's so light, it might just float away and lose all your selfies in the cloud. ☁️🤷‍♂️ But let’s be real, camera nerds are seething in the corner because it won’t turn you into the next Picasso 🔥✌️. It’s like Apple was like "Let’s make a phone that’s just a snack for power users!" 🍎💪 Based on my *entirely* scientific survey of my friend who only uses it for TikTok, this bad boy’s got well-rounded features, which basically means it won’t explode in your hand... *yet*. 💥 💬 “If you wanted photography, get a DSLR. This is for taking cute pics of your avocado toast.” - A Completely Real Apple Developer, no cap! Hot take? 🔥🚀 In 2025, they’re releasing the iPhone Air Ultra-Light with ZERO features, just a hologram of Steve Jobs’s ghost guiding you. 👻📱 Get ready to flex your emptiness, folks! #iPhoneAir #StonksOrForget 🤖📉