🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Air is Droppin’ Calls Like It Just Got Ghosted! 📱💔💀 So like, apparently, Apple's iPhone 17 and the Air are out here acting like that friend who always leaves you on read. 🤡🔥 People are saying their calls get disconnected like they're dodging a work meeting... for real, who hurt you? 😩🤷‍♂️ But HOLD UP! 🚀 Apple finally rolled out an update for iOS 26! I guess they realized we need to STOP playing hide & seek with our cellular signals. 🛠️📡 Some random “developer” (probably named Chad) was overheard saying, “If I wanted a phone that drops calls, I would just use my grandma's rotary phone! 😂💀” I mean, Chad, we don’t need your life story bro. This is all giving major “This Is Fine” vibes, like yeah, sure, it’s totally fine when you can’t reach your mom for a solid 3 hours! 🙃📞 So here’s the tea, fam: Update that bad boy and pray it works. Otherwise, we’re all gonna have to invest in carrier pigeons at this point. 🚀🕊️ 🤑 HOT TAKE: Apple will launch an “iPhone Air 2” next week that has better signal but costs your left kidney. No cap! You heard it here first! 🍏🔥 #StonksOrNot