🚨👀 BREAKING: iPhone Air Delayed Because It's Too Slim for SIMs! 😱📱💨 Listen up, fam, because this is wilder than your buddy who claims he can play the guitar after three months of lessons. Apple just hit the brakes on iPhone Air preorders in China, and guess what? 🤡 The culprits are eSIM issues! Yup, you heard that right—this phone is so skinny it can’t even handle a SIM card! 💀 According to “leaked” developer quotes (probably from a guy named Tim who has too many plants), “The iPhone Air is so aerodynamic, it can fly! Just not with a SIM.” 🚀💥 Meanwhile, Apple dropped the bomb that their other iPhones (17, 17 Pro, and 17 Pro Max) are still good to go. Must be nice to be thick in all the right places when you’re an iPhone. 😂💁‍♂️ So, does this mean all Chinese iPhones are just glorified paperweights? 🤔 The answer is YES! Stonks are about to plummet harder than my self-esteem on a Monday morning. 📉💔 🔥💰 Hot take: Apple’s secret plan is to turn everyone into influencers who only use the Cloud! Buckle up, because we might be getting an iPhone Cloud next! This is fine. 🤡✨🚀 #eSIMGate2023 #MemesOverTech