🚨💥BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT: Will the iPhone Air 2 be a 📸 Telephoto Titan or an ✨ Ultra Wide Wonder?!? Or is Apple just letting us play *guess who* while they sip their $10 oat milk lattes? 😅🍵💸 Rumor has it that Apple is cooking up a spicy second camera, but let’s be real, fam — if it’s anything like the last launch, it’ll be delayed faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. 🤡💤 The only thing more confusing than this camera talk is trying to decipher my roommate’s Tinder bio. 🤦‍♂️💔 Developer quote (leaked, totally legitimate source 😏): “We tossed a coin—telephoto or ultrawide? We flipped and now it’s still just an iPhone Air in disguise. 🤷‍♂️” Poll time! Should it be Telephoto to flex on your followers or Ultra-wide to capture every crumb of your avocado toast? The options are fire or flaming trash at this point. 🔥🔥 But honestly, who are we fooling? They’re probably just waiting for another “Utopia Update” that’ll add a new camera and also… turn your phone into a toaster??? 🍞🤖 🔮🔥Hot Take: By the time Apple figures this out, we’ll ALL be taking selfies on our smart fridges. Welcome to the future, folks! 💀🚀