🚨📱🚨 RUMOR REPLAY: The time machine is OPEN, and we just traveled to 2026 for the latest iPhone gossip! Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! 🤑💸 First we have the LONG-RUMORED "iPhone Air 2"—because why not? Our sources say it’s as real as your ex's promises (spoiler: NOT AT ALL) 😂💔! Apple’s out here playing hide and seek with our wallets like it’s a TikTok challenge! The rumor mill is spinning faster than Tim Cook after a triple espresso. ☕💨 Next: the iPhone 18 Pro! Yes, you read that right. Meanwhile, I’m just over here praying my iPhone 6 survives another year 🤞💀. LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "We thought we were done after the iPhone 14, but customers still give us their life savings for our overpriced nostalgia!" - Totally not Tim Cook. 🤖💬 And before I forget, the 2026 Macs are practically science fiction at this point. Elon Musk has probably already sent one to Mars 🚀🤖. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Forget the iPhone 18, I predict next year's release will just be a toaster with iOS. Stonks will go through the roof! 💥💯 Anyway, stay woke and prepare for those updates! Or just buy a flip phone and live your best life. No cap! 😭✌️