🚨🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 18 Pro Max is about to be THICKER & HEAVIER than your grandma's secret lasagna recipe! 🍝💀 Hold onto your oversized cargos, folks, because Apple is back at it again with the “Pro” nonsense. A leaker just dropped the scoop 🚨, and it looks like the iPhone 18 Pro Max is gonna have arms like The Rock and the weight of an actual toddler! 🏋️‍♂️👶 Picture this: You’re flexin’ your new iPhone at a coffee shop, and it’s like dragging a small boulder out of your pocket. Talk about a *major* workout just to check Instagram! 💪😂 As one of the “anonymous developers” put it, “We know users love gym memberships, so why not give them a phone to work out with too?” 🗣💀 BRUH, are we really resorting to lifting our phones now? Drake is shaking his head 🤦‍♂️ as Apple’s vision of the future has us looking like we're carrying the entire *Stonks* market in our pockets. 📈💵 Mark my words, iPhone 18 is gonna have a 'strongman' mode, and if you can’t bench it, you can’t use it! 🔥🚀 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, buy Apple stocks, but only if you’ve got a gym membership to match! 💰🤖💥