🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is holding our wallets hostage until 2027! 🤡🔥 Forget the iPhone 18; we’re getting a whole ass **Foldable iPhone** instead. Why? Because two iPhones > one iPhone, duh! If you thought yearly Apple events were chaotic, wait ‘til you see them doubling down and making *TWO* iPhone extravaganzas! 👀💰 Developer leak: "We needed something to justify a 3-month delay. So, foldable it is! 😈 Maybe if we call it the iPhone *17.5* Edition, they won't notice this is actually *the same phone* with extra creases." Apple's Master Plan™: 1. Drop iPhone 18: SNOOZE 😴 2. Hit ‘em with a foldy boy: 🤯 3. *Profit* 💸💸💸 Every iPhone user right now: “This is fine.” 🔥💀 Apple fans, brace yourselves: are we ready for double the crickets? 🦗🦗 When the foldable is released, prepare for the market to literally implode into a black hole of SEETHING and COPE. Unhinged hot take: In 2027, the Foldable iPhone will have more folds than my 8th-grade crush's diary, and it’ll STILL be more reliable than your Android buddy! #Based #Stonks 🚀📱 Share this!!! 🤯🤖