🚨BREAKING: 🍏 Apple is launching the iPhone Air 2... IN 2027!!! 🗓️ Like, what is this? A sci-fi movie or a tech company? 🤔👾 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg just dropped the most wild timeline since “humans will be on Mars by 2030.” You heard it here first, fam: the iPhone 18, iPhone 18e, and the iPhone Air 2 are all dropping in MARCH 2027! That’s 3.5 years from now! 💀 Is this a phone launch or a time capsule? 🚀 📉 Rumors say the iPhone Air 2 might be delayed due to “poor sales.” Translation: iPhone users have spoken, and they want LESS cringey upgrades and MORE features that don’t make them feel like they're buying a glorified toaster. 🤡💰 But who am I kidding? Apple followers will still line up for the “Air” like it’s Black Friday! 🛍️🔥 👀 Developers are “reportedly” saying: “We’re throwing in every color of the rainbow to distract them!” 🌈💩 Just imagine Drake pointing at the old iPhones: “I’m not saying it’s compensating for the lack of features, but...” 🤷‍♂️ *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By the time the iPhone 18 drops, our phones will be communicating directly with our brains, and we’ll have to update our OS by simply blinking! 🤯👀 GET READY!