🚨📱🔌 **BREAKING: iPhone 17 Owners Have Joined the Wi-Fi Outage Club!** 🎉💔🖥️ So you just dropped a G-note on the crispy new iPhone 17, thinking you’d be vibing in the digital wonderland ⚡️, only to find that your Wi-Fi is playing peek-a-boo like a toddler in a TikTok video? 🤡💀👶 YIKES, fam. If your Wi-Fi is more on-again, off-again than your last relationship, welcome to the iPhone 17 fraternity of FOMO and existential dread! 🤷‍♂️😖 Reports are flooding in faster than NFTs crashing during a bear market. 🐻💸 One brave soul shouted, "It's like my Wi-Fi is ghosting me for that Android I left in high school!" 😂🔥 Apple is scrambling to fix this drama faster than you can say “based” because, lemme tell you, nobody wants to switch to “that” green bubble. 🤖💚 Imagine Tim Cook in a meeting saying, “So, uh, you know how we said Wi-Fi 'just works’? Hah—JK, we meant 'just vibes'! 😭🔧” But don’t worry; a fix is promised soon, so mark your calendars for Apple’s “Sorry, not sorry” event! 📅🍏 🔥👀 **HOT TAKE:** If this keeps up, we might see iPhone users inventing a new dance called the “Wi-Fi Shuffle” where you just jiggle around looking for a signal! 🤪💃 STAY TUNED, and remember, always keep your memes handheld! 🚀😜