🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: The tech showdown of the century is here! iPhone 17 vs. Google Pixel 10 - WHO WILL WIN? 🤯🔥 Apple’s got that classic “just slightly better than last year” vibe while Google’s over here with that pixel-perfect photo game 🔥. Both phones are droppin’ for a casual $799, but only one will reign supreme in the ultimate TikTok battle! 💃💸 📈 iPhone 17 is like the *Drake Pointing* meme: everyone’s vibin’ with it, but we all know those incremental upgrades are just a humble flex on the competition. “Hey, we made the camera 0.1% better,” said an *alleged* Apple dev during lunch as they gobbled down overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💀 Meanwhile, Google is like, “Forget reality, let’s just throw AI at everything!” 🤖 Their Pixel 10 is ready to summon the power of every meme ever and make your selfies look like a Renaissance painting. 🎨🤪 So who will emerge victorious in this battle of the basic flagships? Will it be the *stunningly familiar* iPhone, or the *low-key underdog* Pixel? 🤔🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple will release an iPhone 18 that’s literally just an iPhone 17 in a new color scheme, while Google responds by announcing the Pixel 11 featuring a built-in microwave. Catch me seething on Twitter! 😤💀