🍏💀 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 vs. iPhone 16 — the showdown we didn’t ask for but definitely deserve! 🚀 Gather 'round, hoarders of shiny rectangles! 🤖💸 In the left corner, weighing in at a ‘who cares’ new display and slightly better camera, we have the **iPhone 17**! It’s like a glow-up, but for your wallet. 💰👀 In the right corner, the **iPhone 16** is throwing punches at nostalgia and a **$100 cheaper** price tag. That’s right, folks! Stonks are dropping faster than your phone’s battery during a TikTok binge! 📉📱 ⚠️ Leaked Dev Quote: “We spent 3 hours just changing the number from 16 to 17. Call it a day!” 🤡🔥 So, which one should you buy? 🤔 If you wanna flex on the Gram and show your friends you're a slave to corporate trends, grab that spicy iPhone 17! Or, are you fr fr just here for the battery that lasts longer than your last relationship? Get the iPhone 16—it's the choice for the smart thinkers who don’t wanna seethe over their credit card bill. 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, Apple will drop the iPhone 18 and it’ll just be the iPhone 17 with a better selfie cam… and a subscription fee! Pay $10 a month to get color options! 💀🤯 This is fine! 🔥🔫