
iPhone 17 vs iPhone 16: The sequel we didn't ask for, but here we go again! ππ±π€‘ #SameStuffDifferentDay
π¨π±π₯ BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 16 Users on CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED LIFE SUPPORT! ππ± So I strolled into a Verizon store this weekend (for science, obviously π¬π€) and PEOPLE were actually BUYING the iPhone 16 like it was hotcakes at an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet. π³π₯ But listen, fam, are yβall really dropping stacks on a phone thatβs about as trendy as dad jeans? πΈπ βWait, donβt you want to see what Apple has up their designer sleeves for the iPhone 17?β I wanted to yell, but instead I just sipped my overpriced frappuccino and watched humanity seethe. π€¦ββοΈβοΈ Real talk? The rumored specs for the iPhone 17 are π₯. Think MORE cameras than a Kardashian Instagram shoot, a better processor than your 2020 gaming PC, and colors that scream "LOOK AT ME!" louder than a toddler on a sugar rush. ππ π£οΈ Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we're just 1-upping ourselves at this point. π€·ββοΈ Maybe we'll include a feature that literally turns your ex's texts into sandwich recipes. ππ" If youβre not waiting to cop a 17, you might as well consider a Nokia brick! π§±π π HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025 Apple will release an iPhone that can literally read your mind (but only if your credit score is above 800). π€―π³ Stonks! ππ° *This is fine.*