🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 IS RIDING THE USB-C WAVE!✨🚨 Listen up, tech fam! If you're still clutching that dusty old Lightning cable, it’s time to drop it like it’s hot! 🔥 Say hello to the iPhone 17, the Pro, and that funky iPhone Air, all rocking a glorious USB-C port. Yep, that’s right! Apple’s finally decided to join the 2023 party while everyone else was like, “Stonks!” 📈💰 But wait! Don’t toss your old accessories just yet, 'cause they just became CRINGE. 😂 You’ll need a whole new set up! Your ancient Lightning cords are suddenly as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🍫🫖 With your shiny new USB-C cable and charger, you can charge your iPhone from 0 to 100 faster than you can say “This is fine.” 🌪️💀 You can also link it to *external displays* and *storage*! Do you understand how intense this is? It’s like when Drake approved of the meme on the left but with PERIPHERALS! 💯🚀 “Bro, I plugged in a microwave and it *charged* my phone,” said an imaginary developer who’s definitely not in jail. 🤖💬 So what’s gonna happen next? My prediction: Apple is secretly planning to charge us to use our own electricity. No cap. Buckle up! 🍿💥