🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: iPhone 17 is the new Beyoncé, and the Pro Max? 😩🗑️ We're diving DEEP into the not-so-sparkly world of Apple's latest shiny iToy, and guess what? 🤖💔 The *non-Pro Max* is steal of the century, and let me explain before your brain implodes! 💥🧠 🧐 ZDNET just dropped a spicy recommendation that’s hotter than my take on pineapple pizza (spoiler: it’s a crime against humanity). They’ve been crunching numbers like they’re on a desperate diet 🍕🚫 to prove that regular folks should grab the iPhone 17 while the stonks are still climbing. Meanwhile, Apple is busy marketing it like it’s *the only phone you’ll ever need*—like Drake pointing at that sad excuse of a Pro Max in the corner. 🚫🤑 "Honestly, the Pro Max just comes with more weight for these weak wrists," said a totally real and not fabricated Apple developer in a leaked Slack convo. "Also, 'Pro' is just code for overpriced." 😏💸 📈 So, what's the prediction? One day, we'll all be living in a world where these phones come with a side of avocado toast. And no, I'm not coping! Mark my words: Apple is releasing an iPhone with *actual* avocado in 2025— you heard it here first! 🥑🔮🔥 Share this chaos if you're vibing! 🌪️💖